(( Going to bed now too cuz holy shit it got late fast.  Tomorrow I gotta try to draw Az in all his devil worshiping glory cuz this mental imagery is too hilarious to let go. ))

indigence-inexcusable:

D —> Oh

D —> Oh my

Your voice goes quiet(er than usual) and you don’t know how to respond. You move your hands from her waist to her upper back because otherwise it’s just too much.

D —> I
D —> I’m

You gasp the next words.

D —> I’m fine

No no no, that will not do.  You grab his hands and forcibly lower them past your waist to your rear.  You look at him sternly and then speak in a clear commanding tone:

Do Not Remove Your Hands

Keep Them There

That Is An Order

smoothassatan replied to your post: Oh Good Gracious Azazel Seems To Have Painted His…

Azazel? Send him my way.

I Am Not So Certain That Is A Wise Idea

He Has Enough Bad Influences In His Life As It Is

No Offense Meant Of Course

smoothassatan:

Mmhm. I only made a bet on one species, luckily enough for you.

Pretty name. I’m Satan. What exactly are you though? I’ve had dealings with other beings before, but none quite like you.

I Am A Troll Of Alternia

It Is A Different World Than The One You Seem To Be Focused On

So All The Better For Us Then

Even if the Empress is a crazy she-bitch and life on Alternia is pretty much already hell anyway.

(Source: meddlingfashionista)

Oh Good Gracious

Azazel Seems To Have Painted His Face With My Makeup

And He Is Doing The Strangest Dance While Singing In Some Language I Dont Understand

I Do Hope He Hasnt Been Ingesting The Slime From His Recuperacoon

This Is The Strangest Behavior

Oh My God

He Is Building What Looks Like A Sacrificial Alter And Has Joanna Tied Up Nearby

Id Better Handle This Before This Goes Any Further

masterofthetide replied to your post: im too lazy to make you a theme song an busy starin at fried oinkbeast strips also knowwn as bacon

you clearly do not understand howw delicious fried flesh is

smoothassatan:

Just tryin’ to see what humans are interested in these days. I’ve got to live up to my birdcatcher reputation and all that.

Ah So You Are Only Concerned About Humans Then

Thats A Relief To Hear

My Name Is Kanaya Maryam By The Way

Pleasure To Meet You

I Think

(Source: meddlingfashionista)

thrasonicgoliard:

okay okay im only kidding

seriously though everything cool

Everything Is Fine

Quite Cool In Fact

Cooler Than That Even

Ice Cold

(Source: meddlingfashionista)

smoothassatan:

I’m the real deal.

I See

And What Is Your Purpose Here

Do You Mean To Seduce Everyone You Converse With Over To The Dark Side

Or Are You Just Trying To Remind Us Of Your Existence

(Source: meddlingfashionista)

idiomatichyperbole:

to kick off the blog, have a picture of my patron troll