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Anonymous

Of Course

I Feel Immense Guilt For Leaving Her Like I Did

I Also Miss My Former Hive And Oasis

But There Is Nothing I Can Do Now To Bring Any Of These Back

I Have To Focus On The Here And Now

Posted 43 minutes ago With 0 notes
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carcinogenicgallantry:

HELL IF I KNOW, I’M JUST PITCHING OUT MY SUSPICIONS. IT’S NOT LIKE I HAVE ANY WORLDLY KNOWLEDGE ON CHILDREN. AT LEAST, NOTHING BEYOND MANUALLY WHIPPING THEM OUT OF GOOEY PODS OR HOW TO PRY A WIGGLER’S DROOLING JAWS OFF OF VARIOUS BODY PARTS. IF HE EVER TAKES ON A BITE OF YOU, GIVE ME A RING, OTHERWISE I’M AS USELESS AN ADVISER AS THE NEXT GUY. 

He Is Well Past The Bitey Grub Phase

I Should Hope He Never Experiences The Urge To Gnaw On Me Again

Frankly The Only Scenario I Can Imagine Is Him Somehow Becoming A Rainbow Drinker Too And That Is The Opposite Of What I Want For Him

Posted 10 hours ago With 14 notes

little-soldeer-boy:

Angry pen doodles

carcinogenicgallantry:

ALRIGHT, SO HE’S BACK FOR THE SUMMER, AND THEN PRESUMABLY IS GETTING SHIPPED OFF AGAIN IN THE FALL? SOUNDS LIKE A DEAL, AND IT GIVES YOU ENOUGH TIME APART TO MISS HIM. 

ARE YOU SURE HE’S REALLY DONE A 180, THOUGH? IF HE’S AS TRICKY A LITTLE BASTARD AS YOU’RE STORIES HAVE INDICATED, I DOUBT A LITTLE TIME AWAY FROM HOME WOULD DO A LOT, UNLESS HE’S FAKING. 

It Is Entirely Possible He Is Putting On An Act To Appease Me And Lull Me Into A False Sense Of Comfort

But That Would Mean He Is Pulling Some Sort Of Long Con Here

And I Am Not Certain A Five Year Old Is Capable Of Such Complex Machinations

I Mean He Still Acts Bratty From Time To Time

He Has Been Sulking All Through My Cold Because It Means I Will Not Take Him To The Movies

Posted 10 hours ago With 14 notes

carcinogenicgallantry:

I KNOW WHAT BOARDING SCHOOL IS, DESPITE THE STAGGERING NUMBER OF MISSED OPPORTUNITIES FOR A ROMANTIC FILM TO PICK YET ANOTHER ANGSTY EDUCATIONAL SETTING FOR THE MOODY PROTAGONIST TO RUMINATE WITHIN WHILE PACING THE GROUNDS IN AN UGLY UNIFORM WHILE THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE FAWNS OVER A TEACHER/CLASSMATE/FICTIONAL IDENTITY/ECT. 

WHY’D YOU SEND HIM OFF TO BOARDING SCHOOL? ASIDE FROM HIM BEING AN INTOLERABLE SPUD SCRAPED OFF OF YOUR GENETIC NUTRITION PLATEAU. UNLESS HE HAS, OF COURSE, GROWN INTO A CHARMING LAD SINCE THE LAST I HEARD OF HIS EXPLOITS. 

The One Cinematic Example I Can Think Of Is Three Men And A Little Lady But The Boarding School Was Not Painted In An Appealing Light There So I Suppose Your Point Stands

Azazel Is Capable Of Being Both Charming And Irritating
Because He Is A Child And That Is How Young Creatures Of Any Species Are

I Sent Him To Boarding School Because With My Shop And Equiuss Wrestling Career Our Time With Him Is Limited And He Can Get Up To All Sorts Of Mischief On His Own

Plus The School I Found Had An Impeccable Reputation And I Thought It Would Benefit Him To Meet Other Youngsters

He Used To Be Quite An Antisocial Odd Creature

I Think It Has Done Wonders For His Personality

Posted 11 hours ago With 14 notes

indigenceinexcusable:

D —> Come in anyway

D —> There is no need to patrol whilst Gerald is making his rounds

Tell Him To Be Careful Of Local Wildlife

Seek Out Only Hostile Humans

Or Trolls I Suppose

I Doubt There Are Trolls Living In The Hills Though

Posted 11 hours ago With 13 notes

meddlingfashionista:

I Hear More Rustling Behind Me But Ill Be Damned If I Fall For That Again

I Imagine It Would Be An Opossum This Time

Not A Particularly Handsome Creature But Not A Threat Either

> Meanwhile behind you…

Posted 12 hours ago With 1 note

I Hear More Rustling Behind Me But Ill Be Damned If I Fall For That Again

I Imagine It Would Be An Opossum This Time

Not A Particularly Handsome Creature But Not A Threat Either

Posted 12 hours ago With 1 note

indigenceinexcusable:

D —> What

D —> One in your

D —> No
D —> Stop that

D —> Come back inside

False Alarm

It Was Just A Noisy Little Nocturnal Rodent Of Some Sort

Posted 12 hours ago With 13 notes

8row8eat:

A clone of yourself?

That Was Pathetic Even For You

Posted 12 hours ago With 3 notes